JP Morgan's shut / Holy See's bank account, re: / transparency, see?
One bank push will do / the trick - take the whole thing down. / We want this, you-me?
In Kuwait, Kazakh's / shoot-team won a gold medal: / Borat anthem, erred.
More than 200 / "dry" U.S. counties persist. / "How dry I am" airs.
New Mozart piece found - / Austria, when he was ten. / Mozart's dad's tunes, too.
"Hobbit" casting call: / guys, 5-feet-2; gals, 5 feet. / "Shortish" in leg's cool!
Juliane Koepcke: / 17, fell two miles: plane / split, she survived plight.
Woman, aged hundred / and one: paraglide record. / Guy fakes birdman flight.
Hunting for Earhart; / cat falls 19 floors and lives: / Pacific-Boston.
Yawning's suspicious. / We fall for so much. Home spies / love us to bustin'.
Razor wire cut! / Ow! So far, the plan's working: / FEMA's here -- OK!
Oh, before we guards / forget: Please be sure to have ... a very nice day!
