Thursday, Aug 13th
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Environment DAMN RIGHT: Gaining exposure
As radiation drifts westward from the recently battered Land of the Rising Plume, the U.S. is taking all necessary precautions to prevent a nuclear disaster on their own soil. Quickest to do their part appears to be the Environmental Protection Agency, which intends to counter harmful radiation exposure by proclaiming radioactive contamination now safer than ever!
 Evacuations have been ordered for areas along California’s famous Big Sur coast as a wildfire burns... |
 Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has plummeted to its lowest water level... | ||
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 Construction crews building a border wall in New Mexico were ordered to stop drilling new wells... |
